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Bad Habits - Week 8: NO Masturbation/NO Orgasm

  • Annoyance Theatre 367 Bedford Avenue Brooklyn, NY, 11211 United States (map)

BAD HABITS is an ongoing social/improvisational experiment. 

each week, the cities most degenerate, despical, and deplorable improvisers + comedians are challenged to give up their bad habits for the sake of comedy and their own well being. 

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i don't know if you heard but masturbation is evil. so is sex. achieving an orgasm = a lifetime in hell. these habits are unequivocally the worst habits imaginable. in the good ol' days, if you were caught doing either of these things you were blindfolded and led into the woods where the elder witches live. now, your punishment is to improvise. 

as always, the usual degenerates, the original "basket of deplorables" will be split up into two groups - those who CANNOT masturbate and those who CANNOT have an orgasm. those in the latter group are in monogomous (hopefully) relationships, for the most part. 

joining me this week / helping me with hosting duties are two very special guests: 

Steven Markow
Catherine Cohen

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created by Sam Taffel

directred by Anthony Oberbeck

starring: 
Sophie Zucker: not a girl, not yet a woman.
Pedro Lee: sofa king chill
Heather Harrison: Whole foods in da streets, Gristedes in da sheets
Philip Sparkle: Bali boy
David Steele: lil tiny pocket buddy
Thomas Fricilone: Star of new HBO sitcom West’s World
Amanda Xeller: Dumpster Dog Jesus
Frank Angelini: Lives in a cozy taint.
Ian Lockwood: Life Truly Is Crazy.
Kelly Cooper. Irish, Catholic & ready to sin.
Brian Pisano: hates detail oriented people
Liza Carroll: better off dead
Caroline Yost: NYPD person-of-interest ;)
Rome Davis: Lean and green spleen.
Will Banfield: Beef boy for hire
Maya Sharma: I dont know what matcha tea is is it different than other tea
Andrew Tisher: Co-hosts “Beautiful Horses” with Anthony Oberbeck
Ben Hosley: dirt boy
David Bowers: only takes bowers (combination of bath / shower) 
Caitlin Dullea: queen of fucktown
Marybess Pritchett: Geek chic
Sam Taffel: full time craplord at vice media. 

Sundays, 8:30
Annoyance Theater - 367 Bedford Ave

Earlier Event: December 2
Singles Motel
Later Event: December 5
Would You Rather